Hello and welcome to my front yard.
I want you to know that the snow has fallen and it continues to fall here in Kanazawa, Japan. I’m going to look down OK because I’m going to step down into the… woooow. This is my yard. This is supposed to be grass. And then… like… well… like, that’s three feet of snow! I’m going to put this thing down here, see… because… you can see out there. Woooh. Can you see all the way down across the town? I just want you to see just how deep this snow is. I’m in my pajamas here.
And, if you watch for just a little while, you’ll see the snow falling on me. And, it won’t take very long at all for the snow to completely cover me up.
My butt’s getting cold now. My butt’s wet! OK. My butt’s really cold. Holy crap! I’m going to stand up now.
OK. Now, just in case you were wondering, that is how deep the snow is in my yard. So if you’re ever asking yourself, “How deep is your snow? How deep is your snow?” Then you can look around and you can see the reflection on my window and you can say to yourself, “This guy’s a maniac, maniac in the snow.”
I’m going to turn you off now.



